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Olivia Joyce

a West Coast companion
for the inwardly curious


oliviajoycehello@proton.me

Los Angeles / Palm Springs / Oakland
 

More about Olivia...

 

After years immersed in museums, restaurants, and classical music, I finally gave in to a long-standing curiosity: how do people actually work? So I've gone back to school to study psychology—fascinated by how we connect, heal, and grow (and how sometimes our brains make wildly strange decisions).

Outside the classroom, you’ll usually find me painting watercolors, reading literature varying anywhere from neuroscience to sci-fi to economics, and getting overexcited about how good the light hits my spider plant collection in a certain corner of my apartment.

I offer a girlfriend experience that’s warm, intuitive, and emotionally present—with a side of mischief if the moment calls for it. Whether we’re sharing a meal, wandering through a museum, or doing absolutely nothing and loving it—I’ll meet you where you are, no script necessary.

More about the hourglass in question...

 

Chest 36" - Waist 28" - Hips 40"

Bra size: 32D

Dress size: 8

Shoe size: 9.5

5'6"

One fun and funky fact about me is that I've had my "optimal color palette" analyzed (if you're unfamiliar I can absolutely tell you more about this and I do recommend it to everyone, it will change how you dress) and I typically go for colors that will naturally enhance my features:

I am a "Bright Spring"

My best color is ORANGE

My worst color is black

If choosing between two colors, with a painter's color theory sensibilities in mind, I will look better in the tone that is warmer. For example, a true white will wash me out, whereas cream is my best neutral color. 

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What do I like and how do I spend my time?

Education is foundational to my sense of wellbeing and my place in this world. I have big dreams for a PhD when the time is right but for now I am achieving necessary training in several subjects to inform my future career in psychology. Favorite topics include: 

Spanish (overly conversational)

Deep-feeling psychotherapy, post-Freudian, anti-behavioralist

Neuroscience

Economics (a requisite self-study for a lady with big retirement dreams)

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Non-academic pastimes and hobbies aplenty

Yoga, pilates, weight-training (upper/lower split), sprints/HIIT, and a day or two of rest and leisurely strolling

Piano lessons​

Working on an album of original songs that has been ten years in the making and might need another five more

 

Watercolor painting with a focus on plein air​
 

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